I only managed two pancakes yesterday.
Shameful.
One filled with Nutella and the other with tinned mandarins.
Yummers!
I was trying for the Golden Syrup, Lemon and Sugar one but was feeling a bit sick.
Mass today, reintroduced me to a subtype of catholic I had almost forgotten about.
The Statue Hugger.
Today’s ‘hugger’ took the specialism a stage further and was also a kisser.
She started at Mary’s feet and started working up.
She stopped mid-thigh.
Thank all that is Holy.
The Yid in me can’t get my head around statues; I never have and never will.
Honestly, when I see them, ‘Graven Image’ pops into my head.
There were also a lot of old women with male pattern baldness.
A bizarre fascination of mine!
The Gospel was all about doing good deeds in secret, not being so obvious about prayer and worship.
An unusual reading considering were all left with a fucking great OBVIOUS smudge of ash on our foreheads.
There was an extraordinary moment just at the Transubstantiation bit.
Some kind of Gun salute was fired in the Dockyard.
When this happens the percussion and sound can be heard and felt all over the city.
As he held the host up, the booming began.
Stronger weed but less used.
This has pissed me off.
Why don’t they tell you about the complete and utter nastiness that is sprayed on the crops just before harvest?
Chemical shit made to make the cannabis weigh more.
Chemical shit that has never been tested on humans.
Chemical shit that has never been tested for the affects on mental health.
Report the complete story.
Don’t just say ‘weed is bad’.
The Weed has been fucked about with.
Take control of it. Tax it. ‘Amsterdam’ it.
Just don’t ban it. It doesn’t stop us.
But what is being punted out on ‘us smokers’ now is dangerous.
If you think cannabis is costing the NHS now, you will not believe the damage that is coming.
For some reason I think this too, will end up being about penetration.
It would add a whole new dimension to, ‘Butch enough to get you pregnant’, I suppose.
“Dust thou art; to dust returnest, was not spoken of the soul.”
3 comments:
i saw the story about two egg cells forming a zygote..fascinating stuff!
It'll never be about penentration though..or at least i can't see hoe it could be. It's probably how i'll end up having children though.
That IS amazing.
On the subject of weed, this morning on TV they said that research had shown that pot smoking can cause you to suffer gum disease much earlier. I think the guy reading the report thought it was really lame, he kind of said at the end, so..if you don't want to develop gum disease...er...smoke less pot, then gave a weak,one cornered smile.
Schnee, Did the reporter have bad gums?
I think that the tweed should be grown in a controlled greenhouse under the close supervision of MAFF, or whatever the hell they call the Ministry for Agriculture.
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