The Boy Blue! Just a quick message to the vet in Ballina who sold him for vivisection, 'I'm coming for you, you cunt.' I hope to Christ he has thatch on his house. Two birds, one stone and all that.
Oi oi!!! I don't think I'd like to have sex with a greyhound OR a lurcher! I much prefer the idea of sex with people. Plus, doggies can't cook like some of my people - including you Sleepy! And just to ensure there's NO misunderstanding, there has been NO naughty business between the Sleepy one and myself - just eating, wine, laughing, conversation and general cameraderie and rescuing from the darkness. Oh and from horrible children.
Anyway, 'nuff of that. Jess really doesn't look too special on the dodgy pins, she looks thin even for a greyhound, poor girl.
Confident wine drinker and misanthrope. Taurean, Conspiracy Theorist. Self confessed booksniffer! Subject to crippling insomnia and random bouts of introspection! (But who isn't!) I excel at underachievement, if that is possible. I'm a six on the Kinsey scale! Love Football, Spurs being my beloved team.
The Boy Blue!
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God damn vets never live in cottages... They live in mansions with their ill-gotten gains! Bring World War 2 era flame thrower
aaahhhhhhh.....
( melts into a pool of soppy gooo ) why can't we just have greyhounds and lurchers instead of people.
Richard.. Totally with you on that one.
Oi oi!!! I don't think I'd like to have sex with a greyhound OR a lurcher! I much prefer the idea of sex with people. Plus, doggies can't cook like some of my people - including you Sleepy!
And just to ensure there's NO misunderstanding, there has been NO naughty business between the Sleepy one and myself - just eating, wine, laughing, conversation and general cameraderie and rescuing from the darkness. Oh and from horrible children.
Anyway, 'nuff of that. Jess really doesn't look too special on the dodgy pins, she looks thin even for a greyhound, poor girl.
..oh, and evil Gauls....
You get to keep the useful humans and the ones you like!
I was born to thwart evil Gauls..
It's a coastal thing!
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