Does anybody know of ANYONE, who has ever flown out of “Gate 1” at an airport? Or landed at one?
I mean big airports, not a tin shed in a field (Bournemouth), a major one.
I really don’t know why this is in my head. I haven’t flown anywhere recently and I certainly haven’t flown from gate fucking 1. I always have to walk for miles or take a bus. A bus! I’m 5’ 4 stood on a rizla. I love being wedged into the armpit of some sweaty git in an England football shirt. Not even at Knock ‘International’ Airport in the West of Ireland, which I count as a shed. It’s always full of Nuns and Priests and I consider it unwise to be around these people for too long. It makes me naughty. I mention Church scandals loudly and am a general embarrassment, add alcohol and the effect is quadrupled.
See the kind of bollocks that floats round my head when I have no drugs?.. The real pisser is that this, according to The Dealer, is a nationwide problem. My baby brother (who has moved to Southampton, kudos on getting away from ATM, but fucking Scum? Are you sure?!) confirms this is the case where he is, but the Cocaine is superb apparently.
Other people I know are now cultivating for themselves. Thrusting themselves up the criminal ladder from simple ‘users’, to producers and dealers. Others I know have resorted to buying all sorts of hecticness from the various ‘Head Shops’ in the city. I saw one today advertising Cactus! Fucking Cactus? I just want regular service to resume.
I searched for ‘shrooms daily during my week in Wiltshire. (There was a body in the canal but I didn’t find it! Some poor sod got pissed and fell off his narrow boat.) Didn’t find a one. Well, not the Psilocybe I was after. Loads of others and they tasted really good!
Frightening bit of data for the day, is that there are 219 sex offenders in the Portsmouth area. I checked out wikipedia for our population. Within Portsmouth’s boundaries (Waterlooville, Leigh Park etc) there are 442,252 people. That seems to be a lot of Nonces in one area, or is that just me?
Canadian Karen berated me in my last blog for not posting for a while. In true Pompey fashion, I reply, “Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
So Karen, “Happy now?”
Eeeeeeesh, Women..
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I am more than happy now. I'm positively, well I'll say it, orgasmic.
- Karen
which reminds me, a few years ago I joined the Mile High club all by myself. And that I've never told anyone. be honoured.
I AM honoured! Have you joined The Paralell Lines Club? Solo or Co-piloted?
Karen was completely freaked out the other day by finding out that I had had sex shortly before speaking to her.
I have a feeling that I may tho I'm not entirely sure, but may have flown out of gate 1 at terminal 4 when I went to Montreal a few years back.
Welcome back Sleepy, I hope the famine is over soon.
Why would that freak someone out?
Is it a proper airport Schnee?
Thank you.. There has been a 'delivery' this evening and I am MUCH happier.
Ah yes, I see I wasn't very clear there, I meant gate 1, terminal 4 at Heathrow.
Glad you have supplies now:)
Dunno why Karen was freaked, I mean I didn't even give any details or anything.....
Schnee... Really? Gate 1? That is so cool!
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