Birthday Girl

This is the Birthday Girl viewing one of her presents.
I tried to get her to expose her cueball head to the light. But she was having none of it!

You know, sometimes when you have those days when everything goes right and because it’s so perfect you put it down to a higher being?
I have had such a day today.
Everything was just perfect.
G-d’s hand must have played a part!
We, at Sleepy Mansions, celebrated Claire’s birthday.
Much grape has been consumed.
Red and White.
Weed has been involved too!
Animal flesh has been searing over lumpwood something or other.
Wood that’s already been burnt, basically.

This is his Crisp-e-ness. Fresh from London to enjoy the day with us!

He is my best 'Bald' Mate! In fact, he is my best mate regardless of follicle status!

I'm liking the Telly Savalas thing going on at his neck!

He won't thank me for pointing it out, at all!

This is Mrs Crisp-e!

She finds him funny! Just as well!

Then again, she can do Maths, which, in my Church would get you burned at the stake.

Fucking Witchcraft!

Mrs Crisp-e is exempt such trials, because she can do accounts!

Proper handy!

This is Mad Matt, The frighteningly dyslexic science teacher!

The Man who performs experiments that are just 'this' side of legal!
Basically, he is that science teacher we wanted, without the dementia.

Not Yet anyway!

A few more of these and maybe he'll be that science teacher your parents wanted sacked. Just because you had burn holes in your uniform!

If everything is all over the place..... That's because I'm pissed out of my mind! and will view this in the morning and not remember 'typing' it!