Control the little fucker then, because what I have on the end of my lead isn’t all mouth.
Two thousand years of selective breeding mean he wants to rip your pointless little fucker to bits.
All he sees is an annoying, barking rabbit.
So don’t smile and tell me, ‘He doesn’t mean it’ because mine fucking well does!
They are also the owners who would be straight to the police demanding that my dog is put down when it's their dog that shouldn't even have been bred or born in the first place.
A Shih Zhu? What's that all about? A dog whose arse is indistinguishable from its head.
Pointless.
Here endeth the rant.
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oh - don't worry, me and all the other greyhound and lurcher owners round here have the same 'issue'.
I hate the yappy little fuckers, most dogs have difficulty in conceptualising scale - so as far as they are concerned - all dogs are the same 'size' - that little ball of poncey fluff might as well be a lion.
It pisses me off that people assume that my dog is aggressive because it's bigger than their toilet roll holder, is fitter - and has a lot of very clean well looked after teeth....which need a bit of a workout, meethinks!
Richard.. I'm glad it's not just me!
It is always Jack Russells and those Scottie fuckers!
Their owners seem to believe that because they're small the "All dogs must be kept on a lead" signs don't apply to them, which pisses me off even more.
Ah, this is a problem we have at work. There are multitudinous signs saying that dogs are not allowed, but it's always the owners of the small, yappy doglets - usually small and yappy owners - who want to argue. Fortunately for us, our reply to those ones is simple.
'We have coyotes. Don't complain when they eat your dog.'
Rough.
Just a very funny article. Reminded me of some of the great hyper links you leave at times:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1088513/Dad-ran-Liz-Taylor-Cary-Grant-lectured-drugs-George-Lucas-ruined-life-The-extraordinary-autobiography-CARRIE-FISHER.html
I know it's long, but I had to pass it along.
A
P.S. The only Shih Zhu I knew personally had the balls of an Italian hit man..Alpha to the tips of his earth raking toes after he'd raise a leg..In the case of dogs, size doesn't matter.
Schnee.. Coyotes!! Haha! Love it!
Doesn't work for Savernake.
Tick ridden Muntjac's are about it!
Nick.. Indeed!
Artemesia.. I clocked that this morning!
She has a great way with words and I'm a sucker for Barbiturates myself!
Shih Zhu, Jaysus! Makes me want to go to Korea and eat 'local'.
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