This was the front page of my local paper on Saturday. They call them the ‘family from hell’. There was a time I called families like them an appointment at Parents Evening or Progress Review Day. Lookers aren’t they?!
Is that Waynetta Slob I can see in the back row? But yes, Parents' Evening, make the appointment, but they never turn up. Try and give the little feckers a detention however, and they're at your classroom door as the bell goes, threatening some member of your department. (Not always unwarranted in the case of my dept. of course).
Mate, with certain members of your department I could have sold tickets! Waynetta? Click on the pic and get a proper look at the Mum! The term 'a face like a robbers dog' was made for her.
I recently read an article that claimed human evolution had reached it's peak, with no real improvements or refinements possible, but I'm starting to think that nature has wised up on the human scourge destroying the planet and is evolving us backwards - or at least sideways to a feral, sub human state - have you not noticed that there are more and more of these people? With any luck we will have chav'ed ourselves into extinction in 50 years.
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This was the front page of my local paper on Saturday.
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Is that Waynetta Slob I can see in the back row?
But yes, Parents' Evening, make the appointment, but they never turn up. Try and give the little feckers a detention however, and they're at your classroom door as the bell goes, threatening some member of your department. (Not always unwarranted in the case of my dept. of course).
Mate, with certain members of your department I could have sold tickets!
Waynetta? Click on the pic and get a proper look at the Mum!
The term 'a face like a robbers dog' was made for her.
I recently read an article that claimed human evolution had reached it's peak, with no real improvements or refinements possible, but I'm starting to think that nature has wised up on the human scourge destroying the planet and is evolving us backwards - or at least sideways to a feral, sub human state - have you not noticed that there are more and more of these people? With any luck we will have chav'ed ourselves into extinction in 50 years.
Richard.. It's a worry isn't it.
According to Mr and Mrs Crisp-e some of this year's 11 year old intake can't tell the time!
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