Other than the general annoyance of cold calling, what really fucks me off is when they ask for MR Sleepy, MR Tame Pharmacist or MR Housemate Claire.
If you are going to phone our home at least have the good manners to get the name correct.
I don’t know why it gets on my tits but it just does.
After the 3rd call asking for Mr Sleepy I went for it.
“Are you fucking people SO fucking retarded you can’t read a simple Mr, Mrs or Miss? Is English even your first fucking language…?”
I took a breath to continue with my rant and the bastard hung up on me!
Phoned ME and had the cheek to hang up on ME!
Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Extraordinary Rendition’ sounds like something a really good plasterer would do for you?
Is ‘Pikey Blonde’ a specific colour certain women put on their hair?
There was a lot of it about today.
Does this bloke qualify for the ‘..some kind of cunt’ award or what?
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Yes, yes, YES!!!!!! You are SOOOOOOO right to tear their fecking, stupid, weeny heads off for that offence! Make their ears bleed!!!
Pikey blonde is a colour, but I think it used to be known as Fagash Lil blonde. I'll have to check on my TimeDame colour chart.
My assistant today asked me what a Dalek was. Gaagh. I let her live though.
LOL - you are the first person I know to have been hung up on by a telemarketer! That is just spectacular!
my mother used the expression 'dishwater blonde'
When I lived in Liverpool the "chav coloeur de jour" was browner than brown chocolate - heavily glossed and strightened to the appearance of carbon fiber rods, with the consistency of broken glass - accompanied by a Bisto tan and pearly pink lipstick - oddly the girls would go to the local shop made up heavily but wearing pyjamas....
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-life/real-life-stories/2009/01/17/now-they-re-shopping-in-pyjamas-in-shanghai-100252-22713065/
Pikey blonde....isn't it usually dyed blonde with quite evident black roots? Sounds like something my sister would do. I'll stick to natural black.
Schnee.. A Dalek? Jeez! Are they from the Froggish area of Canada?
Gail.. It's a gift! Over the years I've had some pretty intensive swearing training from The Dad.
Yesterday I just put it in to practise!
Depesando.. My sister once attempted to go to the Co Op, which was on the corner of our street, in her slippers.
My Mother caught her at the gate and dragged her back in calling her a 'Slovenly Slut'!
SCW.. My sister has jet black hair and used to try and bleach it.
It would end up looking distictly orange and she'd have to put on the 'brown' that Richard mentions.
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