Amazingly, not a single cold caller has rung today.
The only one was a scaremongering fucker from the insurance company with tales of denied direct debits.
Even that turned out to be a load of bollocks.
Started a load of Chilli, Basil and Tomato seeds today.
The weed situation is still fucking dire.
I'm almost tempted with the shitty, plastic filled solids that are about.
I've planted weed seeds instead.
Tonight's best Shameless line is again from Frank.
"Look at Geldof, shit songs but it got the kiddies fed."
Beautiful!
2 comments:
You're blacklisted! People around the globe will build shrines to you. You will soon be pestered, not by cold-callers, but by publishers offering you book deals to write a self-help guide,
'The Sleepy Guide to Effective Abuse'. Advance sales will pay off the mortgage on Sleepy Mansions and you will be offered a talk show, 'The Sleepy Hour', - which, admittedly, is about 3am.
Chilli, Basil and Tomato? My favorite! Weeds? Not so much.
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