I’m feeling fractious.
Four hours sleep in the last 48. I’ve run out of things to read, I’ve cleaned the house to within an inch of it’s life and I’m bored with porn, such as it is.
Fucking adverts of children singing ’Christmassy’ tunes together are doing me in… Fuck off.. It’s unnatural. Stepford children.
Makes me shudder in fact.
Sounds like that don’t come out of normal children, they don’t look like that and they definitely don’t speak Latin!
Not in Pompey anyway.
I still bear the scars of Sister Ruth Mary beating Latin verb conjugation in to me and one wonderful memory of punching Sister Bernadette spark out! There ended my Catholic school days.
I was expelled and had to go to the local comprehensive.
I’m not saying all Nuns are wicked, spiteful bastards. I have met a few whom I consider truly holy and a Novice who was truly horny! Sister J, you know who you are and what you let me do to you.
My eternal thanks and prayers are yours! You set me on a path and I’ve never looked back, no closet, no apologies, no regrets.
Also, clips of the Christmas films have been advertised SO many times I don’t want to watch any of them now. Which is a real piss off as there were a couple I was looking forward to seeing.
Equally, there is some complete and utter shit on as well. Footloose? Fucking Footloose?! How is that a Christmas film?
What films would you like to see Christmas Day?
I think my morning film would be Yankee Doodle Dandy. Drinking Bucks Fizz, eating Bagels and Lox, watching Cagney dance, there is no better start to the day.
I’d probably go for something long for the afternoon, Once Upon A Time In America or The Godfather Trilogy.
For the evening I want something that will make me laugh ‘til I hurt.
Topped off by Withnail and I. Of course.
BBC News 24 informed me, sometime in the early hours, that obesity is now a bigger killer than cigarettes in Britain.
But does the government bring in a law banning the Clinically Obese from eating in public?
No.
Does it bring in a law banning them from anywhere that serves food?
No.
Is food advertising banned?
No.
Does it put a crippling tax on burgers? Make a Big Mac £6?
No.
Then let me smoke in a fucking pub then!
I’m not making anyone fat, in fact I’m doing the Salad Dodgers a favour, freely suppressing their gargantuan appetites with my second hand smoke.
I’m providing a service.
4 comments:
£6 for a burger seems about right. Where is the incentive to live a life of balance? Appears to me that society seems to reward those who, for some reason, either cannot curb their urges (difficult I know at times, but hey, we all have to go there, no?) or their desires. I look at the amount of tax and NI taken out of my wage packet sometimes and want to cry. I wouldn't object - I would gladly pay more - if I truly felt that this dosh was going on something to benefit society instead of...
Oh, fuck. You got me started again.
Oooh, btw, our mate the bish was the one who made helpful comments about voluntary euthenasia. I think he was framed...I sense the hand of Rome as well as the bottle...
I think most people feel that way about their taxes.
Stomach stapling for teens? I ask you.
Yeah, that's money well fucking spent. NOT!
I sense the hand of Rome in most things!
I have been hypnotised by the TV, seriously, it's all I've done all day and I forgot to read me blogs. Darn, darn and thrice darn.
I'd like to walk up a mountain on Christmas day, and I probably could except for, you know, obligation. It's never really about what we want is it, it's about what we are told we want.
PS, Crisp-e dear boy, your blog is called 'My Happy Thoughts' - well yer having some today aren't you? Lessee a post then.
PPS Nice one:)
Post a Comment