Smack 'eads, No 'eads and Knob 'eads

Why do they sit down on the BBC evening news but stand up on the lunchtime one?
The other thing that pisses me off is when they say something like,
‘the time is fast approaching 16 minutes past 6’.
How fast exactly?
A second at a time I should think.
Fucking fool.

One of the items was about the massive rise in hard drug use amongst the British Asian community.

Just go with me for a bit here.
Afghani opium growers were promised money by the British government to STOP growing poppies.
Promised amid fears that:

1.. Money was funding terrorism.
2.. Keeping drugs off British streets.

So, Britain gets them to plant coffee or coriander or something, and doesn’t honour the promise to pay them.
The growers suffer financial hardship and think, “Fuck It” and plant poppies again.
Some of the drugs made from these crops end up in Britain, up the noses or in the arms of British Asians, some of whom are Muslim.
A few of the families send their drug addicted kids off to Islamic ‘schools’ for a cure.
Here they become politicised and come home angry enough to strap bombs to themselves.
Am I alone in seeing the irony here?

There wasn’t a mention of the decapitation of Saddam’s half brother.
One quick mention yesterday with a,
'Oh, by the way. He was decapitated', almost coughed behind a hand.
We had days and days of Saddam’s execution and his went relatively well.
This fucker’s head came off! Came off!
They should have watched Pierrepoint.
According to him, decapitation occurs when the drop is too big for a heavy person.
I seem to remember he looked like a bit of a salad dodger.

The fine people of Pompey have done themselves proud again.
A house in Havant (read, Leigh Park) has been targeted for vandalism and violence. Windows smashed and inhabitants attacked.
The reason?
A rumour got around that paedophiles live there.
In fact, it is an assisted living home for adults with learning difficulties.
Fucking idiots.

There was me thinking the whole of Leigh Park was assisted living housing for the inbred knuckle draggers who were moved out from the slums of Portsea.
Don’t start ‘tutting’! You know it’s true.
Look what happened in Paulsgrove where they put the rest of them (mixing up the limited gene pool).
They burnt down a Paediatrician’s office and not one of their placards had ‘Paedophile’ spelled correctly!
As I have often said, 150 000 people, 5 surnames.

Yesterday I read ‘The Black Sun’ by James Twining. It’s a kind of Da Vinci Code with Nazis and looted treasures.
Today I started ‘The Book Of Fathers’ by Miklos Vamos. I’m only a few chapters in but I can tell it’s going to be a cracker.
Schnee, this is definitely one for you.