Sassy has done me proud!
While out East on the ‘Fear and Loathing with The Business School’ trip, she has managed to get hold of a sooper dooper dock/speaker affair for John the ipod.
I knew I’d be on a winner, Sassy is an A1 shopper and failing that will find someone who is.
Her cats, on the other hand, are bitches.
One or both has gone Bulimic on me.
Fucking binge eating then puking in protest at having ME feed them.
Fuckers.
Avoided the horror of standing in it, unlike last time.
All under control though Sassy. By the way, I’ve nicked the butter out of your fridge.
Was mid food prep when I realised we had none!
All adverts that begin with the question,
“Itching?”
Then go on to try and sell you a product with a name that is vaguely genital, vaguely medical, should be fucking banned.
I hate them.
BATHE, you dirty, skanky bitches.
Jeez!
Smearing cream on your festering Minge is not going to help.
Other than to provide a perfect growing medium for all manner of assorted nastiness.
Soap and water does the trick. If not, go to the fucking doctor.
The same with any product that needs to be within a metre of your arsehole with an ‘applicator’.
We don’t need to know.
These are not impulse buys. This is specialist shit.
Advertising is supposed to make us WANT stuff we don’t NEED.
I really don’t NEED an itchy ring and I certainly don’t WANT a fanny that requires treatment.
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Gotta say, I don't want a fanny that needs treatment either. As for the itch ...
Doesn't bare thinking about!
Please nick any food in the fridge or cupboards...BTW I've bought some star anise and chilli pepper that I've not seen before as they're dead cheap here..and I clearly forgot to tell you that they had been doing the grass thing before I left. Guess they're doing hairballs. Drives me mad too when they do that. Pudding usually manages to do her puking in the garden but Poppy does it martini style. So sorry about this...
They seem to be ok!
Course.... I do remember someone having a southern itch, I can remember that someone having to burst into my office and shut the door so's she could scratch. Not mank - just that the hedge had been trimmed;)
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Schnee..
HAHAHA!!
It was that or rub myself against the backs of kid's chairs!
I do remember we laughed a lot.
TOO MUCH DETAIL!!!
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