Friday, July 27, 2007

Caution

I think I’d just like to send a cautionary word to the people in Turkey and Egypt plus the two in California who have ended up at my blog by typing “Gril Fucker” in to their search engine.
If I can see what you are up to, so can the authorities.
I am, of course, presuming that this is because you have misspelled ‘Girl’.
You fucking sick bastards.
Funnily enough they end up at the post about Sassy’s Cats!

While on the subject of nonces, *Chris Langham.
The actor who is on trial for downloading kiddie porn and having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old.
He has been claiming that he only looked for ‘research’ purposes.
Yesterday in court he said that he was sexually abused as an eight year old when his family lived in Canada.
Doesn’t that kind of negate the need for ‘research’?
You’ve fucking lived it! You Nonce
He wept in the dock and said, ‘I’m not a paedophile’.
If you have sex with 14 year old, YES YOU ARE!
If you want to watch it online, YES YOU ARE!

Astronauts have been going into Space after a night on the piss.
Well, Wouldn’t you?
After Challenger spectacularly decorating the sky and the last one coming back with bits and fucking pieces hanging off it!
Just think about what you are sat on and how it’s propelling you into the universe.
I like a ‘Rush’ as much as the next man, but Fuck That!
You’d have to be on something.

Cousin M and I spent the day drinking tea, getting wrecked and watching films.
Most satisfactory.
I send apologies for getting Mr & Mrs Crisp-e out of their ‘hangover bed’ at the unholy hour of 11.40am, by ringing their doorbell insistently!
I hope you are both feeling much better!

Mr and Mrs Next Door have another little girl.
She cries.
Watch this space......

*Homophobes please note, He is heterosexual.

12 comments:

Sleepy said...

Sassy.. I know!

Sassygril said...

Actually, on a more serious note, I think that you can so something about these kinds of online nasties because I am sure that blogger would not exactly approve.

Sleepy said...

It has crossed my mind.

Sassygril said...

And I'd have to be well gin-ed up before going anywhere in Challenger. It's not good, peeps.

And why are people so surprised? Hasn't anyone ever seen or read The Right Stuff??

Sleepy said...

Gin-ed up? Love it!
Was thinking of Cocaine myself!

Sassygril said...

A mate of mine who is a Muslim I think did something regarding racist comments on MySpace. The site did take action and threw them off, but I guess they just go somewhere else.

Sick fuckers. Wish my ladies were grils of lion variety - I try and sit them down in front of the TV during the wildlife programmes to get them introduced to their family, but to no avail...grilfuckers indeed.

Sleepy said...

I caught Murff watching Arsenal once, I was NOT fucking pleased!

Sassygril said...

Poppy used to have a thing about snooker when she was little. Hilarious. She used to try and bat the balls around with her paws.

Sleepy said...

I'm not doing it.
Don't want to leave a trace of my computer on something like that!

Crisp-e said...

STOP! Don't do it Sassy, leave them to their nastiness.

Sleepy: Feeling better now. At least you got me out of bed!

Schneewittchen said...

Wow, can't remember what I was going to say now....oh yes - hetero? The overwhelming majority are.

Sleepy said...

Schnee.. I know, but sometimes 'people' need a reminder!