Mass was amusing this morning as the PA system gave up the ghost totally.
The priest announced this before starting and a few of us moved towards the front.
One lady loudly informed everyone that she couldn’t hear him when he did have the thing on and was staying where she was.
Then there were the ‘I always sit here’ crowd and that lot wouldn’t move for Jesus Christ himself.
So, the responses took on a ‘Round’ quality with the bunch at the back being a few seconds behind the rest of us.
We used to deliberately do that at school, start the hymns half a verse late.
Drives people mental.
I know this is from ‘The News Of The Screws’ but it’s an absolute cracker and has repeated on me all day!
Just so you get the idea this is 24mm -------------- (Roughly)
Needle Dick does spring to mind!
I can’t imagine that the edges of, whatever orifice he was utilising, were particularly user friendly.
Not having been made for that particular purpose and all that.
You’ve also got to wonder as to the wording of the warning for it.
“Display purposes only. Dress it up. Do not fuck it; she’s not that kind of doll”?
But to complain about it and want your money back?
That is special! Very special!
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People have no shame!
It did bug me though that the News of the Screws described the man as a pervert. You've got to either think that anyone who buys a copy of the Screws is a perv, or you have to save the description for someone who actually is, e.g. a paedophile or rapist.
I would think that sticking it in what he thought was a sex doll was pretty standard sexual behaviour. Dumb, but not really out of the vanilla pod.
Hahaha! You have to remember that TNoTS is The Sun on Sunday!
Yes, I do need to remember that, so for 'paedophile' please read 'paediatrician'!
Exactly!
But why does the company feel the need to stick a sticker on the mannequins??? One knob in 30 years (so to speak) and they're issuing warnings???
Sheesh.
The company should have given him short shrift and told him to bugger off...Well, maybe not that. Stupid idiot would have been looking for another hole...
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