Monday, January 14, 2008

Oz And The Bro

How fucking annoying is it when you are half way through watching something and some knob comes in and wants to know what’s happening.
Or they sit for a bit, then start to ask questions because they haven’t seen it from the beginning?
Fuck Off!
Watch it from the beginning or shut the hell up.
Yesterday, the first three seasons of Oz arrived from Amazon and I watched the first one in a single sitting.
Today the Oz marathon continues and I started the second series.
Maybe it’s just me or the DVD’s have been ‘cut’ but I seem to remember it being way more brutal and violent.

The Big little brother came round this evening.
He brought D the ex dealer with him, the one who smells of wet dog, damp and patchouli oil.
He hasn’t changed.
Still talks complete bollocks.
Which was a shame because the brother and I were getting quite deep.
D kept interrupting and the Brother and I didn’t get the chance to talk about what we wanted.
I told him that, in science terms, I think of him as my ‘control experiment’.
All the times I did something and ATM whacked me and screamed in my face, “You are just like your fucking Father!”
All the times I was made to feel shit for behaviour blamed on someone I didn’t even know!
It’s weird now, seeing it in my brother, with whom I only share a Mother.
Does this mean ATM keeps marrying the same kind of man?
Not at all!
The Brother’s Father is a really nice guy.
So, how do the Brother and I share Traits that have always been attributed to my Dad?

Like I don’t know!

2 comments:

Schneewittchen said...

OH MY GOD. How the hell did you escape Laurence's OBSESSION with Oz and all it's characters? Hmmmmm??? The cat's out of the bag now.

Sleepy said...

Hahaha! I didn't escape!