There is no way I could let this one slide past unremarked. You what? Check out the paper too. The Torygraph! What is getting me is how I missed the reports of the pavement fucker! Jeez. And some people think I’m wrong!
So why is the poor sod on the sex offenders register? I mean its not as if he did anyone any harm, is it? I mean no human being was involved in the act, just an inanimate object. Does that mean we'll be 'registered' if we're caught in the act with a vibie? Sheesh, the filth will have their work cut out monitoring us all if that's the case!
Wtf! That's just an outrage! I mean someone had to actually unlock a door to find him doing something privately that basically only involved himself. Good grief, good flaming grief. Men get less than this for rape, but then that's only involving women, not a piece of machinery!
It looks like a good bike too! Perhaps the outrage would have been less if it was a rotten old Raleigh. 'Sexually' abusing a 'Claud Butler' is just perversity, plain and simple.
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So why is the poor sod on the sex offenders register? I mean its not as if he did anyone any harm, is it? I mean no human being was involved in the act, just an inanimate object. Does that mean we'll be 'registered' if we're caught in the act with a vibie? Sheesh, the filth will have their work cut out monitoring us all if that's the case!
Sassy.. Will do!
I'll see you in the morning to help with the Hired Tool from Beaver!
Wtf! That's just an outrage! I mean someone had to actually unlock a door to find him doing something privately that basically only involved himself. Good grief, good flaming grief.
Men get less than this for rape, but then that's only involving women, not a piece of machinery!
It looks like a good bike too!
Perhaps the outrage would have been less if it was a rotten old Raleigh.
'Sexually' abusing a 'Claud Butler' is just perversity, plain and simple.
He's banned from Halfords for life.
Ha ha ha...lets mount a campaign for the Halford's One.
And don't go there with the beaver OK?
Is he a Pedalphile?
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